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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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