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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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