What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Pinus Testicles

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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fart+fart=poop

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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