what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Women's rights

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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