democracy

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Cleveland winning something

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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womens rights

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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