How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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obama leadership

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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i love huge wieners.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Michael Brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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