- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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