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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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