- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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