a potato flew around my room

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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