if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Cows go moo.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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