Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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