How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Dick spice

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

i like pie.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

trumpy trumpy trump

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Cleveland winning something

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

the cast of the jersey shore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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