Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Twenty-Four

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

So a seal walks into a club..

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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