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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

bitches be crafty.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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