- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's a small person? A midget

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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