- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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