A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Penis

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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bitches be crafty.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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