What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Patriarchy.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Jerry.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Pen15

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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