YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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alston wang

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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