- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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