Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

A man made a sandwich.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Not Steve Jobs

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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