Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Justin Beiber

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What's 4+7 47

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

pineapples

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Anti Joke

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