What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Welcome To Facebook

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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