Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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alston wang

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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