Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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