What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Okay, one second.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Once upon a cross

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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