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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

whats black? a black man

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Guess what.. chicken butt

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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