- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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