- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What is 9 + 10? 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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