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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

We are lawyers

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

The Bible

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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