so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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YOLO.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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