why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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My tractor broke down.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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