Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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:O + :P = 69

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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