How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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