Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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