- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Women's rights.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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