- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

hey guys what's up?

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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