What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Obama

shea kisses a girl

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What's wrong with woman Everything

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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