What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

porn-hub

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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