A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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