What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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my friend is gay hes gay

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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poopoo

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Anti Joke

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