Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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whats brown? poop.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Butt Sex.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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