- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

Knock Knock.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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