What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

I'm gay. No homo.

What's wrong with woman Everything

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

123 Main street

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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