- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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