What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Darude- Sandstorm

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A: B: No pun intended.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Ted Haggard.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Woman.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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