two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Cleveland winning something

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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WNBA

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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