Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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