How do you spell eight? 8

Toaster

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Patriarchy.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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