- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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