What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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