How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Women's rights

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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