Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

who is mark

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Anti Joke

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