- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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