What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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