A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Colby is gay.... thats it

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

thumb_up thumb_down -25

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Dubstep < Music

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How are you? Yes

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops