- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

asian, do math

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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