Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Women Driving.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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shea kisses a girl

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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