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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

pickle juice?

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Mitt Romney.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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