- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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