You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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