you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Women's rights

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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