what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

asian, do math

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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