What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Stephen Walking.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

what do u call a black person by his name

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

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