I had sex. Just kidding.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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the asian kid gets an F

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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