- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Woman's rights

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Obama

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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