- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

a man walks into a prostitute.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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