- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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