Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Girls Basketball.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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