What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Women.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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