Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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drake

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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69

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raping black women

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Anti Joke

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