- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.