whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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all these jokes suck ass

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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You

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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I like hats XD!

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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fjdkhg

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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