- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Wombat monkey juice.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

women's rights.

justin bieber

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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